May 14, 2008

Being Married means...

-You only get to kiss one person forever

-You have a partner for everything

-You are mature

-You are part of a unit

-You have to do chores

-You spend more time at home than out all night with friends

-Trying to put your spouse before yourself

-Giving up eating vegetables because your spouse won't touch them

-Having to listen to someone else's opinion on everything

-Touching someone else's dirty socks

-Someone else will know that you fart sometimes

-Having to explain exactly why your stomach is cramping

-Congratulating each other on burping

-Wearing oversized sweatshirts around the house

-Packing one suitcase instead of two

-Trying to force your spouse to eat something- anything other than fast food

-Sharing TV time

-Feeling like you should talk but don't

-Sharing the same last name

-Taking walks around the neighborhood

-Fighting over future children names, even at random times and in front of others

-Letting your spouse decorate the entire house without any input from you

-Saying you enjoy their cooking, even if sometimes you don't

-Life insurance is more important

-More bills to pay, like all the ones your parents paid until you became an adult

-Falling asleep in that 'nook'

-Trusting your spouse to purchase furniture without you there

-It's harder to suprise one another

-Going on cool vacations and knowing that you're with your favorite travel partner

-No more fighting over the dinner bill, it's both of your money!

-You have really great pots and pans, and a different glass for every imaginable alcoholic beverage

-You do stuff with couples more often

-You make your single friends uncomfortable

-Trying not to talk about your spouse too much so you don't make them uncomfortable

-Your wedding day is over and you can't change it

-You already had your prettiest day ever

-You have to work three times as hard to stay in shape than you did in college

-Convincing your spouse to actually hang the cheesy 80's lingerie poster in the garage

-All the lingerie from your shower sits in a drawer, unless you're on vacation

-Eating mexican food every Friday because your spouse can't kick the habit

-There's someone you don't have to explain everything to

-Your spouse probably knows why you're crying

-Singing along to Wicked in the car ("you sing the boy part and then I'll come in!")

-Sharing a computer

-Living with a pet you might not really like

-Petting that pet sometimes

-Phone conversations are: What are you doin? Nothin, headin home from work. Ok I'll see you there.
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