-You only get to kiss one person forever
-You have a partner for everything
-You are mature
-You are part of a unit
-You have to do chores
-You spend more time at home than out all night with friends
-Trying to put your spouse before yourself
-Giving up eating vegetables because your spouse won't touch them
-Having to listen to someone else's opinion on everything
-Touching someone else's dirty socks
-Someone else will know that you fart sometimes
-Having to explain exactly why your stomach is cramping
-Congratulating each other on burping
-Wearing oversized sweatshirts around the house
-Packing one suitcase instead of two
-Trying to force your spouse to eat something- anything other than fast food
-Sharing TV time
-Feeling like you should talk but don't
-Sharing the same last name
-Taking walks around the neighborhood
-Fighting over future children names, even at random times and in front of others
-Letting your spouse decorate the entire house without any input from you
-Saying you enjoy their cooking, even if sometimes you don't
-Life insurance is more important
-More bills to pay, like all the ones your parents paid until you became an adult
-Falling asleep in that 'nook'
-Trusting your spouse to purchase furniture without you there
-It's harder to suprise one another
-Going on cool vacations and knowing that you're with your favorite travel partner
-No more fighting over the dinner bill, it's both of your money!
-You have really great pots and pans, and a different glass for every imaginable alcoholic beverage
-You do stuff with couples more often
-You make your single friends uncomfortable
-Trying not to talk about your spouse too much so you don't make them uncomfortable
-Your wedding day is over and you can't change it
-You already had your prettiest day ever
-You have to work three times as hard to stay in shape than you did in college
-Convincing your spouse to actually hang the cheesy 80's lingerie poster in the garage
-All the lingerie from your shower sits in a drawer, unless you're on vacation
-Eating mexican food every Friday because your spouse can't kick the habit
-There's someone you don't have to explain everything to
-Your spouse probably knows why you're crying
-Singing along to Wicked in the car ("you sing the boy part and then I'll come in!")
-Sharing a computer
-Living with a pet you might not really like
-Petting that pet sometimes
-Phone conversations are: What are you doin? Nothin, headin home from work. Ok I'll see you there.
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